You have just met that girl 3 hours ago in one of the girly bars on Loi Kroh Road and had a lot of fun chatting and joking with her, playing pool together, and getting close to her while dancing to the music. And of course you have also bought her a couple of lady drinks in addition to your own Singha beers. Eventually you couldn’t resist the temptation (and boner in your pants) any longer and asked her if you can pay her bar fine to have sex with her all night (long time) back in your hotel room.
Of course she said yes and you paid the bill for your drinks, her drinks and the bar fine. And now that.
This is the scenario you should try to avoid when in Chiang Mai: You meet a hot Thai girl that you want to spend the night with, and just as you walk through the lobby of your hotel the staff holds you back. Because they don’t allow any guests.
Then it also doesn’t help if you show him your booking confirmation where it clearly says “Max Occupancy: 2”. They will usually say “Thai people cannot” or something like that. A lot of hotels in Chiang Mai are a little bit over-cautious and careful about the tidiness, cleanliness and safety in their hotel and therefore don’t want any hookers entering their rooms. Sometimes they just want some extra money though and ask for a so called “joiner fee” of up to 1,000 Baht.
I have experienced that situation myself when I first came to Chiang Mai eight years ago. I had actually spent the night in the apartment of a girl I met in Spicy, and then the following day after lunch I invited her to my room because it was nicer. When we arrived there were three hotel staff at the reception and they made a face as if I had a dead and smelling dog on my bag. The oldest of them forced himself to give us a put-on smile and explained that they don’t allow any guests. I explained him that she wouldn’t sleep there – we just wanted to hang out and watch TV for a few hours (which was even part of the plan). But whatever I told them – they denied. So we had to drive all the way back to her apartment to spend the afternoon in the bed together. Lucky for me in that case, because often the girls stay with their friends (or even boyfriends) and you cannot go to their place.
Lesson learned: Whenever you go to Chiang Mai (or any tourist city in Thailand really) you should not only make sure that your hotel has a good location and value-for-money, but that it’s also guest-friendly so you can bring girls back to your room without them stopping you or requesting a joiner fee.
Here is a list of five of the best hotels for girls and sex in Chiang Mai – three of them are in the Old City, and two of them are outside the old city walls. They all have a good location and different reason to stay at:
Best Hotels in Old City
That’s where I usually stay when I visit Chiang Mai. I took the photo above on my stay there last month, like you can see their double bed rooms were fully booked at that time, but the twin room “worked” as well, I think you know what I mean. The TCH Hotel has a fantastic location in the center of the Old City, just 150m from Wat Chedi Luang away, which is the most famous temple in Chiang Mai.
The rooms are great value, starting from about 1,000 Baht per night for their double or twin rooms, the WIFI is fast, they have free snacks and drinks downstairs in the lobby all day long, and most importantly: They are guest-friendly. In fact, they usually just leave their main door unlocked at night and there is no one sitting at the reception who will hold you back walking through to your room with your girl.
Best Hotels outside of Old City